I am absolutely floored by how difficult it is to get laid. I was in a committed relationship for 7 years so this whole dating thing is kind of newish, but what's a girl gotta do to get a regular piece of ass?!?
One would think it would be relatively easy to find a regular fuck buddy, right?
WRONG.
Back in December I met a guy I thought was perfect for the job; he's younger, super cute, and a musician (my favorite)! Plus the kid lives within walking distance from my house!! We met at a bar and let's just say we had a wonderful time together (ALL NIGHT LONG) He immediately asks when we can do this again.
A few days go by and I text him to see if he wants company, but he's busy. No biggie. I'm a busy person, too. I get it.
A week or so goes by and he's continually busy. So i gave up. Went on break, had a great time.
Then he starts texting first at 4:30 am...I am so not going to be up at 4:30 am on a weeknight.
The next week I get a text this time it's 3:30 am....seriously, dude...it's Wednesday I'm sleeping!
Then I decided I would text him one night after spending one too many hours at the bar. He says, he just wants sex is that ok? I say that's the whole reason I texted you, do you want some company? I certainly don't want to date this guy I just ended a long relationship I'm just trying to have some fun. Naturally he's busy. So I wrote him off again and I haven't heard from him since.
Until, just now I saw him in the building where I work and he so so so devastatingly cute that it sent me into a frenzy of Facebook stalking (no luck) but I can't even remember how to spell his name. I did find him in the background of someone's picture...lol.
So I ask what's the deal? You want sex, I offer sex, and you're busy!?! Eff you.
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