Nov 20, 2012

Girl Code


Was talking about this with my bestie and decide to post up a quick list of Girl Codes. If you don't know what Girl Code is, it's pretty much certain unwritten code/rules all girls expect their fellow female friends to follow. And in some cases all females in general should follow for the sake of sisterhood.  Oh and there are lots more than I am listing but this is a good start for all girls to keep in mind.

- Don't date your girl friend's ex.
- Don't go after a guy your girl friend has declared an interest in.
- Don't take advances from a guy your girl friend is interested in.
- Don't let your girl friend go off with a guy without getting a picture of him or of his ID (crazy is everywhere these days!)
- When your girl friend is having a visit from the period fairy, you check her backside to make sure no accidents have occurred and if they have, inform her of such promptly!
- If you and your girl friend are all on period fairy time, make sure one of you has enough backup to go around.
- Don't let your girl friend go out looking a hot mess ever! Be honest and tell them.
- Don't leave your girl friend puking in the bathroom to return to the party. Leave no girl behind!
- If you see your girl friend's boyfriend cheating on her, you need to tell her and get pics if possible.
- Always have a code word, signal to get out of a bad situation.
- Don't judge your besties
- Encourage being a SAFE HOE after a bad break up or during a dry spell
- If need be, drive your (hoe) girl friend to the local drug store for Plan B and DO NOT LECTURE HER!
- Be supportive of any pregnancy scares, before and after testing happens. If the outcome is negative hit the bar immediately! If it's positive, be a solid shoulder and help them with what ever choice they make AFTER they see a doctor for confirmation.
- Tell your girl friend if her guy is a dick/jerk/asshole if he truly is one...not if you are just jealous of their happiness.
- With your besties, don't be a prude...let your freak flag fly!
- With your besties, have a secret plan to hide bodies or how to mind fuck a guy who screws you over, at all times.

As you can see, it's a pretty common sense thing, this Girl Code stuff. But sadly too many women have betrayed their friends by ignoring Girl Code. Don't be a bitch. If you truly cherish your girl friends, stick to Girl Code. In many cases, it will make your friendships even better!

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