BOOO SUMMER!!!!

I hate summer so much! I think it's the most annoying season ever! Especially after the age of 18. You don't get the luxury to have summer vacation and really enjoy it as much i think after high school. College yeah you do get time off but it's not the same i think. And it definitely changes once you start working and being an adult.

Kids our out of school terrorizing those of us who hate kids. Teenagers are out loitering everywhere and doing whatever latest "house hold product" that is the new drug of the week. Pregnant women are running us over with strollers and acting like they own the place, where ever they go.

The one thing i hate the most about summer though is...........

CROTCH SWEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right! you read me right! CROTCH SWEAT!!!!! I HATE CROTCH SWEAT!!!

No one likes to talk about it but i have no shame, you guys know this, so yeah i'm gonna talk about it. Actually i'm gonna make points about it because i feel like using bullet points....woohoo for higher education!


- It happens to everyone, male and female! - If it's hot outside and you are a human being, you have crotch sweat. Doesn't matter how much you weigh, what you wear, none of that matters! That little ring of sweat you see in your undies is sweat and it happens, get over it and wipe yourself up!

- Wearing no undies doesn't help! - that just means the world will see your sweaty crotch through your pants! No one wants to see that! Those of you who wear khakis are the worse offenders with this too! STOP IT! Stop wearing light colored pants and no undies in the summer and not expecting your sweaty crotch to show through. Stop it now! Gross!

- Proper undies is key! - thongs and string bikinis don't hide crotch sweat. It also shows off ass crack sweat which is even more gross!! No one wants to see your thong anymore, stop that! But we really don't want to see your sweat drenched ass thong either! Wear undies that cover your ass and keep a decent barrier between you and your clothes so when sweaty crotch does happen only YOU know about it. Ladies, pantyliner are created for a reason. You should invest in some during the summer to help protect you and everyone else from sweaty crotch. Guys, i don't really want to know if you use pantyliners, but if you do to each his own. No judgement! I would probably suggest wear looser clothing. Let the boys breathe!!! Let air move through to cut down on the sweaty crotch.

- Check yourself! - If you are going on a date, or out with friends or just living your daily summer life and happen to meet someone or know you are gonna get some "action" on any kind of level, do yourself and the other person a favor and check yourself out when attending the bathroom. There is no shame in keeping your shit clean! Infact, next bullet point!

- Keep Clean!!!! - The best way to keep crotch sweat from becoming a bigger issue than it needs to be is to shower, shower, SHOWER! I don't care if you are showering 2 times a day. Your body needs to cool off, showers are there for a reason. Also, if you don't shower and let sweaty crotch run wild for more than a day, it stinks and others can smell you. No there isn't crotch deodorant but baby powder can keep the sweating down to a minimum. As well gives a nice scent. Men, there ain't no shame in smelling like baby powder. It shows you care about how you smell and women LOVE THAT! Please don't spray more than 2 pumps of cologne/perfume in your crotch. That won't cover the stinky sweaty crotch. Just shower dude, its really that simple.

That's it, hope it helps you fight the evil that is SWEATY CROTCH! There definitely will be more "i hate summer" banter coming soon!

*shame is for the weak!